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moon-roses:

i’m not kidding the worst sound ever is the crack in the voice of a person who is about to cry

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I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

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gnomeorpants:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

katy perrys new song is giving me life in this library 

Reblogging because of the extra effort at the end. 

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xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online


to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

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unclefather:

Safety first

unclefather:

Safety first

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literallytrash:

person: what r u doin

me: image

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amandabynesustogether:

mean girls came out on april 30th 2004. the 10 year anniversary is this year and april 30th is a wednesday and if the whole world does not wear pink i’m moving to saturn

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heckacute:

The most important component of a healthy, lasting relationship is making sure that you and your significant other have the same napping schedule. 

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corpsepose:

happy easter

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vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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